Pimp my profession

For the past 18+ years, I’ve worked in the field of public relations. A flack. A spin doctor. And, apparently, not much different than your average, everyday hooker.

You see, years ago I came across a top 10 list of reasons PR is similar to prostitution. Along the way, I lost the list. No amount of Google searching could find it. Until today.

So, in the spirit of David Letterman, I present you “The Top 10 Ways PR is Like Prostitution”:

1. Your ‘customers’ are called clients…like a prostitute.
2. You work in weird shifts…like a prostitute.
3. You get paid to make clients happy…like a prostitute.
4. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…like a prostitute.
5. You are rewarded for fulfilling your client’s dreams…like a prostitute.
6. When you meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulty explaining it…like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this”…like a prostitute.

(Image via Creative Commons courtesy of Davide Ferro.)

11 Comments

  1. Unbelievably funny and very true! Thanks for sharing this. I especially like No. 7 coming right off No. 6:

    6. When you meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…like a prostitute.
    7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…like a prostitute.

    That last part is oh so true. You get all cleaned up nice, you’re on your best behavior, you nod and shake your head even while the client grills you, and then, when it’s all said and done, you just feel like shit afterwards. So true.

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  2. This honestly made my Friday. Very funny and true.

    I particularly enjoyed:

    9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulty explaining it…like a prostitute.

    Thanks for sharing!

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  3. Comical list, but isn’t the ‘….like a prostitute’ after each entry redundant? The list is reaons why pr is like prostitution, so is that repetative line necessary?

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